Dear Left Ovary, August 27, 2010
After much comtemplation I have decided to evict you from "MY" house. For the past five years or so, you have become quite the disruptive (and not to mention, LOUSY and worthless) tenant. I am fed up with you and your painful antics and so I absolutely cannot wait to kick your ass out for good.
I actually thought that I would miss you. After all, you were really pushing the envelope back in 2006, but I gave you a second chance. No more, I tell you! You can pack your shit up, get your 'cyst'er and all your roudy
endometre-ites, and get the hell out once and for good. You guys will NOT be missed. Maybe with YOU gone, your neighbor RO (right ovary) might be happier and more pleasant to be around. One can only hope, after all the shit that I have endured to keep you around. Screw you.
And so, this is goodbye...adios...caio. You have five days before forclosure is final. Good riddence, and don't let the door hit you on your way out.
Love,
Rhonda
